Source:
Eye of the Tiber
"Citing “super busy” schedules, millions from around the
globe are reporting that they unfortunately are not going to be able to
make it to the first-ever Worldwide Eucharistic Adoration led by Pope
Francis this Sunday. The news comes as a shock to many in the Vatican
who were counting on the millions of Catholics from around the world
to show up so that Pope Francis would not have to cover their hour.
Millions, who originally planned to attend, and were reportedly telling
their friends just the other day that they really needed to start making
it out to adoration more often, were it not for the overwhelming amount
of stuff on their plate at the moment, told reporters that they simply
couldn’t find the time in the day just yet, with work being how it is
this time of the year and all. ”I’m just absolutely swamped right now,”
millions said in unison. “I hardly have time to breathe. I mean, I know
that’s a bad excuse and all, but it’s just…you know.” Millions of
Catholics, located everywhere from Rome to Venezuela, went on to say
that they felt bad leaving the Pope “hanging” like that, but it was just
that they had these files due in on Monday, and that there was also
that one thing that their significant others had been harping them about
for months that they just had to take care of after Mass on Sunday.” At
press time, millions have planned to make it up by saying an Our Father
and Hail Mary before they go to bed sometime next week."
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